Archive for May, 2007
Glentress
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007After celebrating the joys of interest free credit, I took my trusty new steed over to the bike tracks at Glentress. Suffice to say, much fun was had, despite the fact I nearly killed myself at least three times. Things have certainly moved on since I was a lad. We used to have to ride [...]
World’s Best Simile
Thursday, May 17th, 2007Was chatting with Niall last night and unfortunately have to take my hat off to him for passing on his latest simile. I nearly choked on my pint and think it has to be the best one on the planet, even beating “she had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla’s back”.
It refers [...]
The Joys Of Interest Free Credit
Monday, May 14th, 2007My new bike arrived today, and I feel like a kiddy in a sweet shop. I used to do a lot of mountain biking before wine, women and song diverted my attention elsewhere, but after a trip to Fort William I fancied getting back into it. So, I bought a new bike, and isn’t she [...]
I take no credit, but laughed so hard…
Thursday, May 10th, 2007Oh Balls.
Thursday, May 10th, 2007In an effort to make this look nicer, I’ve gone and screwed the header with a massive image. And now I can’t be bothered fixing it. Anyone who is thinking of subscribing to the fascist blogger aesthetic, don’t bother. Get a Wordpress blog instead.
iPod Duelling
Wednesday, May 9th, 2007Spent the Bank Holiday Weekend re-acquainting myself with my old ‘hood in Ormy. Ormskirk, for those of you who don’t know, is a small one-horse town in Lancashire and where I’m from. In fact, it’s no longer even a one horse town, the last one there having died from boredom some time ago. So, rather [...]
Wii doubt it
Friday, May 4th, 2007As every one of my dear readers know, I recently gots myself a Wii. And what fun it has been! But everyone knows that already, so I’ll post about something related to it instead.
Browsing the aisles of a Tesco megastore, passing rows of £8 tents from the Value range and wondering just how many drones [...]
