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World’s Best Simile
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partickbateman | May 17, 2007
Was chatting with Niall last night and unfortunately have to take my hat off to him for passing on his latest simile. I nearly choked on my pint and think it has to be the best one on the planet, even beating “she had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla’s back”.
It refers to having lots of pent up demand for sex (something Niall no doubt understands very clearly), is said to the sexual partner of choice and goes like this:
“When I’m done with you you’ll look like a painters radio”
Fantastic.
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May 17th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I find that simile both offensive and inaccurate. No human female on earth has a fanny as hairy as a gorilla’s back or as bloody as a stab wound on it.
May 17th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
You’ve obviously never been to Wigan.
May 17th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
get that hat back on your (richard) cranium. that’s an old one i heard some time ago on channel 4’s mask & smut based comedy show “bo’selecta”.
June 5th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Ignore gairden, he’s a plant by Avid Merrion.
June 14th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
How about “She’s been cocked more than John Wayne’s gun?”