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Deathsweep: We have a winner! McNeil crowned King of Deathsweep 2008

By User Imagepartickbateman | March 19, 2008

“Victory! Victory! They’ve all got a pint for me!”

 

~ Michael McNeil, Deathsweep winner 2008 

It’s official: McNeil wins Deathsweep 2008. Despite some initial controversy thanks to my lax update efforts, Mikey confirmed that Mr. McNeil did indeed make a last minute substitution via Twitter.

Now King of the ‘Sweep, I’m proud to publish some leaked pictures of the moment our prescient hero proudly donned the Deathsweep crown:

Buckaroo

 So, to the victor go the spoils. Let’s not have anyone shirking their bets here ladies and gents; McNeil is now due a considerable number of pints. I feel fate is mocking us here – not only are some contenders clearly dodging coffins for which they’ve been long overdue, but the person surely least in need of more booze is McNeil. But we can’t complain – perhaps it just goes to show that success goes to those most hungry for it. Or the free alcohol it guarantees.

 But never fear, fellow participants: seeing as us useless bastards have nothing to get excited about for the remainder of the year, MisterGarden has now suggested we extend to Round 2. The winner? The contender with the highest Hogmanay corpse count takes it.  Subs only allowed when one of your list carks it, so everyone has five candidates on the go at once. 

I want to see some high scores here folks – McNeil may have taken the Round 1 prize, and is due his pints no less, but let’s make this really worth our while. There must be a grand prize. A prize to shame even the riches available to Bullseye winners. 

But what’s it to be? A paypal account stuffed with £5 entry fees? A kitten? Suggestions in the comments please folks…

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One Response to “Deathsweep: We have a winner! McNeil crowned King of Deathsweep 2008”

  1. no imageKerry (Check me out!) Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Ah FARTS! I was readlly looking forward to some free booze. Continual damnation ariel sharon for your deathgrip on life!

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