Guffaws

Good Name For A Band: 2.0

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Howdy folks, and apologies for the long absence… No excuses really, have just been too lazy to blog. Been updating my tumblr page a lot more frequently as I have it hooked up to a few cool things like Blip and can also email photos to it, which is a pain in the arse doing [...]

How to write a letter to The Herald

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Being an argumentative pedant with too much time on my hands, I frequently write letters to my favourite corner of the Fourth Estate, the Glasgow Herald. Here is a quick guide on how you too can achieve the same thing.
1. Begin letter agreeing with previous correspondents argument
2. Next, point out an insignificant flaw basing this [...]

FAIL!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

My pal Kerry made this today and I wanted to share - may have already been done but what the hell, it made me chuckle. So here it is:

Have to admit to feeling some guilt over posting this: whilst Prescott does indeed fail at bulimia, when it comes to Southpaw jabs the man is all [...]

Glasgow Bus FAIL

Friday, April 11th, 2008

I was reading about two buses crashing head on on Church St (just off Byres Rd) in Glasgow’s trendy west end, and couldn’t help responding:

God knows how the drivers managed to fail quite so spectacularly. It’s not a one way street, and despite cars parking on one side visibility is pretty good. Good enough to [...]

“Is there a queue at Greggs?”

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Uttered by Feli in the pub last night, and the best version of the whole “does a bear shit in the woods”/”is the Pope catholic” obvious statement thing I’ve ever heard. Although “does a dog fart when you kick it” from Tara still deserves an honourable mention.

Lookalikes: Capello & Hoggle

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Pretty happy with the recent news of Capello becoming England manager, but whilst reading the reports one thing struck me immediately: how much he looks like Labyrinth’s Hoggle. See for yourself:

Uncanny isn’t it? Even more worryingly, they’ve never been seen together….

“This guy, I don’t know what the fuck he is”

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Merry Christmas one and all.